so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
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You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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