I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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