just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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