Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
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I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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