it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
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So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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