Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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consequently i now know what mace tastes like
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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