Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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