she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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