I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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