You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
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My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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