The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
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I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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