Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
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