Your face is a jimmy john
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
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She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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