hotel room ftw
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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