She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
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great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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