How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
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I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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