Me. At least after what I've been through.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
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You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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