all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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