So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
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FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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