I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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