Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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