i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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