mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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