Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Randomize