im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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