I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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I slept with him to see his dog one last time
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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