Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
where am i from again
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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