I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
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I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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