Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
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I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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