I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
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An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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