Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
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If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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