Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
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She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Blood and glitter go together right?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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