I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You ate ashes out of my bong
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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