that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
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drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
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