I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
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Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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