you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
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Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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