quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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