You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
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I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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