Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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