that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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