i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
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morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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