You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
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If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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