If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
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Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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