i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
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i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
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