"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Sext me about skeletons
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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