Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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