My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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