if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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