You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
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last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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