They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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